Dear Quentin Tarantino Wannabe,

Please graduate already. We are tired of you walking into class everyday talking on the phone and carrying your cigarettes, like it is still cool to smoke.  We all get nauseous every time you walk into the room not because you smell like cigarettes and cheap sex but because we do not want to hear you talk about how great you think you are and how you are God’s gift to women. We do not care for your jokes about seeing “Jackass 3D” for the Cinematography and we do not care that you finally started watching Dexter and that it is amazing, thank you but we already knew..please catch up.  Please quit taking our Undergraduate courses and graduate from Grad School already you have been here entirely too long.

A. go to Film school or B. go direct some shitty porno that we will never watch. Those are your options. Thank you we could all use one less tool in our tool box. 

Oh and the chest hair popping out of your shirt everyday…..not cool.

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